I thought only pansies wore neck ties?”
“I thought only ass holes used the word pansy!
“I thought only ass holes used the word pansy!
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- E! News: So who's single?
- Niall: *raises hand*
- E! News: The oNLY ONE?!?!
- Me: *stops apocolypse*
- Me: *watches Avatar*
- Me: *births 87879 children*
- Me: *cures cancer*
- Me: *travels world 74 times*
- Harry: Oh, yeah I'm single
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
- Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
- Sister: You tell him.
- Me: And if he doesn't like you?
- Sister: You kill him.
That awkward moment when One Direction needs a new bodyguard because our fandom loves Paul as much as the boys.







